Before I boarded my flight from PHL to MIA the man in the seat next to me spilled his V8 on my seat. I was content to just cover the seat with a blanket but instead I was ushered to a new seat in first class. I´m quite certain that the other first class passengers were aware that I was in fact an imposter from coach; but that only emboldened me to order seconds of everything which I merrily wrapped up in my first class cloth napkin and stored it in my first class air sickness bag. I ate it when I was put back in coach for the next flight.
Famous People Sightings: MIA airport - Eva Longoria and Tony Parks
How much I cared on a scale of 1-10: a hair above pi
When I think of Brasil, a few things automatically come to mind: Brazilian wax job (ouch), coverage-challenged bikini bottoms, carnaval, and Brazil nuts (as in the legume, not the variety found in the aforementioned bikini bottoms). Speaking of which, I found a Brazilian magazine called ¨TESTES¨and wonder if it is dedicated to articles about Brazil nuts.
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I would trade in any newspaper, magazine, or US weekly article to read your blog everyday. Let out a few cackle laughs. FYI-I have emailed you, but I guess you're not getting my emails.
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